Why?

Why did I name my blog "We're All Just Cows"? A few reasons, in no particular order.

1. I love cows.
2. The blogger domain name was available.
3. I thought it would be a really rad name when I stumbled drunkenly to the bathroom in the middle of the night.
4. My other title, "Bovine Anal Invasion" is much too crude and I don't really want a future employer to learn that I have a blog with that title.

The Bovine Anal Invasion was a joke made by my bf when I came home from the Beef Center one day covered in crap. Now, I'm normally covered in crap when I get home from the Beef Center, but he was just there to witness it this time.

BF: You stink! WTF have you been doing all day?!

Me: Repro exams on bulls.

BF: Um, do I want to know how you do that?

Me: No, but I'm tired, stinky and grumpy so I'm going to tell you anyway just to gross you out.

BF: Okaaaaaaaaaaay. *looking wary*

Me: I stick my arm up their ass to feel their glands, then I slather the Electo-Jacualtor in lube, stick it up their ass and zap them to get a semen sample. We took turns putting it in, collecting, counting white blood cells in the semen and zapping them.

BF: So basically you just ass-raped a bunch of bulls today.

Me: Yeah, pretty much.

BF: You know what would be a cool name for a band? Bovine Anal Invasion!!!!!

This is a paraphrase of the conversation, it happened awhile ago so I don't remember exact details. So now when I think of random titles for things, BAI is the first one I think of.