Desperate Girls

Desperation is never attractive. Neither is self absorption.



We all knew that though, right? Well, it turns out that there's more than one way to be obsessed with yourself.





Yesterday was 4th of July. Beer was drank, hot dogs were eaten, and very unsafe fireworks were lit. All in all, a smashing good time.

A friend of a friend showed up to hang out with us, and through my drunken haze, she seemed alright. Kinda sheltered and strange, but alright.

Turns out I was wrong. She is all kinds of crazy, and subjected our mutual friend to insane ravings after the festivities were over and I had passed out on the front lawn.

She's one of those girls. You know, the ones who always think they're too fat, their bosses are too mean and that men will never find them attractive.

In their twisted minds, men can be lured if only they were skinnier, sexier, or put out more. They just want a Boyfriend, and any human with a dick will fit the bill.

The thing is, ANYONE can find a boyfriend. Hell, there are 400 lbs women out there with a man, it's not that hard. So these women do find boyfriends, they just end up being complete dicks.

I had a friend in high school like this. She was obsessed with how men viewed her and was terrified that men wouldn't find her attractive. She constantly asked questions like, "Do guys like this?" and "What would a man like?" *Yawn*

Guess what? Men didn't like her.

Oh, she had a boyfriend alright, but he was an inconsiderate assclown. He cheated on her so many times we lost count. Part of me didn't even blame him. Sure, he was a complete dick, but who's the bigger idiot? The jerk who cheats or the dumb bitch who's dating him (and knows he's cheating) who sits at home wondering if he'll like how her boobs look in her new top.

This girl on 4th of July took the crazy to a whole new level.

Her mom's currently pregnant, and she was worried that if she got married, that her (totally hypothetical) husband would leave her for her (as yet unborn) 18 year old sister when she was 40. Who the hell thinks like that?!

You haven't even MET this person yet and you're worried that she'll steal your 40 year old husband from you 18 years in the future? Even if that highly unlikely scenario does happen, good fucking riddance!

It means you married the wrong man, that he's a complete fuck head and she's a total whore. End of story.

Hot damn, who the fuck worries about that?! That's like me not wanting to buy another horse b/c at some point in the future it might colic and die in 18 years. Well, yeah, it's totally possible, but who the fuck worries about that shit? If it comes up, you deal with it. You don't lie awake at night panicking over it.

This poor girl is the kind of self obsessed that isn't quite so obvious. She's not vain, doesn't put on airs, and certainly doesn't have an inflated ego.

She's the kind of self obsessed that can see only herself and her problems. It didn't occur to me (but it did to my BF) that the only subjects she could talk about involved herself. Her weight, her crappy job, her workout routine, her classes, her blah blah blah.

See? Men notice this shit, and it turns them off.

They don't like it when you have an ego problem and they don't like it when yo hate yourself so much you can't talk about anything else.

My prediction for this girl is this. She'll find a boyfriend. He'll likely be good looking too. However, he's going to be a total dick and walk all over her, possibly even cheat on her. She won't notice though, she'll be too busy alternating between being stoked she's got a man and terrified that if she doesn't look *just right* he'll dump her.

*Sigh*